HOW A SON/DAUGHTER THINKS OF HIS/HER DADDY AT DIFFERENT AGES

At 4 Years
My daddy is great.

At 6 Years
My daddy knows everybody.

At 10 Years
My daddy is good but is short tempered

At 12 Years
My daddy was very nice to me when I was young .

At 14 Years
My daddy is getting fastidious.

At 16 Years
My daddy is not in line with the current times.

At 18 Years
My daddy is becoming increasingly cranky.

At 20 Years
Oh! Its becoming difficult to tolerate daddy. Wonder how Mother puts upwith him.

At 25 Years
Daddy is objecting to everything.

At 30 Years
It's becoming difficult to manage my son. I was so scared of my fatherwhen I was young.

At 40 Years
Daddy brought me up with so much discipline. Even I should do the same.

At 45 Years
I am baffled as to how my daddy brought us up.

At 50 Years
My daddy faced so many hardships to bring us up. I am unable to manage asingle son.

At 55 Years
My daddy was so far sighted and planned so many things for us.He is one of his kind and unique.

At 60 Years
My daddy is great.

Thus, it took 56 years to complete the cycle and come back to the1st.stage.Realize the true value of your parents before its too late.

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nixHacks

Marketing!!!!!!!!!11

Dad : I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : I want to choose my own bride.
Dad : But the girl is Ambani's daughter.
Son : Well, in that case......yes.

Next, the dad approaches Mukesh Ambani
Dad : I have a husband for your daughter.
Ambani : But my daughter is too young to marry.
Dad : But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.
Ambani : Ah, in that case.....yes.

Finally, the dad goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Dad : I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.
President : But I already have more vice-presidents than I need.
Dad : But this young man is Ambani's son-in-law.
President : Ah, in that case.......yes.

That is Marketing!!!!!

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nixHacks

Dedicated to people who drink..................

Dedicated to people who drink..................

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed.Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the breweryand all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, theymight be out of work. Then their hopes and dreams would be shattered.Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let theirdreams come true, than to be selfish and worry about my liver."-- Jack Handy

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in themorning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.--Frank Sinatra

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.--Ernest Hemingway

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.--Henny Youngman

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? --Stephen Wright

When we drink, we get drunk.When we get drunk, we fall asleep.When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!-- Brian O'Rourke

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.--Benjamin Franklin

CHEERRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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nixHacks